Hey...let's use those statues!

And the problem is: how to securely anchor a statue on foam...hmmm.

This is where my handy-dandy drill comes in! Two holes drilled in the bottom of the statues (they're hollow) and hyacinth stakes inserted and glued, with more hot-glue to set them in place.
(Oh, BTW...see the coffee cup and thermos? MOST important equipment of ALL!) LOL...