1. I understand about the crocuses. Could you come and sort them out so I can plant the purple ones a week earlier next year? Or do I need to get a specialist from the Crocus Board? What's their phone number? I think I should get my money back because there weren't any instructions regarding the timing of the plantings.
2. I also planted irises in my yard. The yellow and brown irises I gave you many years ago turned blue in your yard. No offense, but I'd like you not to visit until after the irises have bloomed. I bought these irises specifically for their colors and ... well, I'm sure you understand.
3. Why does everything on TV tonight suck? (There's a plant near the TV. That makes it a floral question.)
Anon: Some 'floral' answers: 1. Like I said: Too late.
2. Irises in ANY color are fine. (I wish I could have seen the crocuses bloom, tho that would have meant you having a house guest for two solid weeks...reconsidering?)
3. T.V.SUCKS...the poor plant can't help where it is.
Some floral questions:
ReplyDelete1. I understand about the crocuses. Could you come and sort them out so I can plant the purple ones a week earlier next year? Or do I need to get a specialist from the Crocus Board? What's their phone number? I think I should get my money back because there weren't any instructions regarding the timing of the plantings.
2. I also planted irises in my yard. The yellow and brown irises I gave you many years ago turned blue in your yard. No offense, but I'd like you not to visit until after the irises have bloomed. I bought these irises specifically for their colors and ... well, I'm sure you understand.
3. Why does everything on TV tonight suck? (There's a plant near the TV. That makes it a floral question.)
Thanks for your help -
Anonymous
Anon:
ReplyDeleteSome 'floral' answers:
1. Like I said: Too late.
2. Irises in ANY color are fine. (I wish I could have seen the crocuses bloom, tho that would have meant you having a house guest for two solid weeks...reconsidering?)
3. T.V.SUCKS...the poor plant can't help where it is.
BIG hugs, Birdie