Sneezing and coughing here...!

I went to work today, then realized that I should have stayed home. You can't 'catch' every sneeze or cough in a tissue. My co-workers had disinfectant near the phone (our main catalyst for sharing a cold) but it's hard to remember to wipe the reciever every time.
So, I went home.
Took more aspirin.
Slept some more.
And here I am, trying to come up with a metaphor for how I feel.
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Nope, it ain't gonna happen.
Fuggetabouditt.
I'm going back to bed.