Glitters not

It's on the counter and the floor,
into Produce, and tracked in the door
of the office of the store.
(You can tell when I've been
to the restroom, too!)
Whew!

It's on me, of course--like sparkly dirt
on my shoes and inside the V of my shirt.
My coffee shines;
I inhale it sometimes
-- then what've I got?
(Read the title out loud)

Damn, I'm funny!!